Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Stuff to do while Driving a Car

While driving, I roll up my boogers till they are of flickable consistency then toss them on my floormats. I figure they become the problem of the guy who has to clean the mats when I have my car washed (about three times a year). Sometimes I flick them out the window but with the mysteries of aerodynamics you never know where those are gonna land. I have burns in my back seat from cigarettes unknowingly blowing back in the window after flicking them out of the car at high speed.

So what do you do with your boogers while driving?

I know a girl who has taken a tampon out while driving, out of herself - not the package, and thrown it out the window.